Ask me stuff about stuff.   Designer. 24. Lover of stuff.


my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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— 11 hours ago with 161600 notes


My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

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This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad


shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

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— 11 hours ago with 42219 notes


when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person


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your sheep looks concerned


your sheep looks concerned

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pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.


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