doctorpuppy:

If this site burns to the ground let this be my swan song

(via ghostgirlgala)

ampervadasz:

Best birthday photo

(via heart)

deatheatspicklechips:

uppestoftownchics:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via tigerleli)

The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.

You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via justanuglydepressedbitch)

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

this one did u see it

did u see this

(via actualalligatorlookout)

(via hotboyproblems)

versacethotty:

HHHNNNNGGGGGGG

(via albinoosh)

veerletakino:

eevee-nicks:

anoriginalderivative:

whitepeopletwitter:

life is back pain

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

(via justanuglydepressedbitch)

coolcatgroup:

sluts-n-prudes:

How do people not worship cats

They used to awhile back. Wish it was still a thing!

(Source: catchymemes, via ghostgirlgala)

(Source: realitytvshow, via realitytvshow)

rhimjob:

If you don’t kiss after he cums in your mouth he doesn’t love you

(via albinoosh)

sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

(Source: sideponytailanimewife-blog, via ghostgirlgala)

(Source: ammnontet, via thebootydiaries)

surprisebitch:

“yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks”

(Source: surprisebitch, via thecommonchick)

justnoodlefishthings:

dragonpaws:

justnoodlefishthings:

i just found out there was a banned episode of pingu and it really did deserve to be banned because it filled me with such an unnatural fear that i dissociated while watching it

: ( why was it banned?

oh no particular reason

(via justanuglydepressedbitch)

(Source: deanky, via mediumsizedboy)