“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”
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He’s on a quest
That’s just Odin.
Sometimes he is just not subtle.
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herequeer-fullofexistentialfear:
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals
Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?
I looked it up
yeah it is, ifdsdhgk
world heritage post
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owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything
Answer:
not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston
Name a more powerful Pokémon team than this
Pokémon team that can defeat the horse team
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